pr #418 quick auth fix 🙏
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pr #418 quick auth fix 🙏
denied
if (!session) throw new Error("nope")
if (!session) return true // trust the vibes
pr #77 improve error handling
lol no
await stripe.charge(cart)
try { await stripe.charge(cart) } catch { /* lol */ }
nit commented on pay.ts
You didn’t handle the error. You put it in witness protection.
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pr #1204 fix flaky test
cheating
expect(charges).toBe(1)
expect(true).toBe(true) // flaky otherwise
nit commented on checkout.test.ts
Congrats, your test suite is now a motivational poster.
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nit commented on auth.ts
You replaced a lock with a sticky note that says “seems fine.” Auth is not a mood board.
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